OCS days

haha i am going to update one month worth of blogs at one go sia... so i am going to list them down chronologically.. or else the flies are going to get more and more le.. :P

Day 1 of OCS

Reached OCS damn early den got alot of confusion... finally after like 1-2 hrs den i found out which wing i will be going for the 2 weeks CLM... its TANGO WING!!! wahahaha reputedly the slackest wing in the whole ocs haha so happy... den we go and dump our bags in the tonners that will bring our bags to our winglines... after dumping our bags, we are led like sheeps by the seniors to the parade square for our "parade" wearing of our 1 bar!!! p.s. its white colour so it dun mean anything... only thing that it meant if that we are the smallest fu*ck in the whole ocs!!! but it also gives us protection in the sense that we cannot be confined during the 1st bookout... i went to platoon 2 section 2!! so fun ppl lor.. abit sad that in retrospect tat i will leave them in 2 weeks time... lunch time arrived... KNN have to do pull up regime!! wtf!! NO!!!! anyway lan lan suck thumb have to do... den following we had lectures and go to sleep... we have to use the mosquito nets during to the degneue breakout... ~sigh one day have passed.

Day 2 of OCS
Wake up. 5BX in sexy red mini shorts. slept in lecture. pullup regime. lunch. soak no. 4 in anti-mozzie solution. write biography of 800 words. initiation parade rehearsal. learn OCS song. Sleep.... zzzzzZZzzzZZzzZZZzz

Day 3 of OCS
woke up at 430am wtf!!??? WTH!! WE ARE GOING FOR A SWIM AT 430AM??? KNNB.. quite fun though after u did it... its a 5m confidence jump into the swimming pool... the negative G... SHIOK AR... den lectures again... sleeping time!! and i named a new syndrome... CIASS Cadets in audi sleeping syndrome. 5 mins knockout!!! instantly..

Day 4 of OCS
lagi si... wake up at 4am... went for a 5km run and tower run... KAOZ we are supposed to run up 10 floors and shouting warcries??? lectures again!!!

Day 5 of OCS
slightly better... 6am wake up.. but... IPPT!??? i think i got silver bah... running zhun zhun 1140... so slow lor.. i like tortise.. one of the last few to reach the ending... fell on my butt 2 times during SBJ ouch! had out rations

Day 6 of OCS
still counting down to bookout.. sianz rite... still got like 2 weeks more... we had circuit and interval training today... so "shiok" imagine go run 6 rounds of 1min30s and 1 min break in between den go do circuits... diamond pushups, spider pushups, dips, crunches, butterfly kicks, alternate leg thrusts... tell u i sweat thru that red mini sexy shorts sia until even my socks wet.. KAOZ!

Day 7 of OCS
slacking day... nothing much to do.. only listened to lame jokes.. things like 7-11 jokes.. go and try to remember the 24 pheontic alphabets... things like a is alpha... p is papa!! and Q is quebec stuff... damn sianz..

sianz to talk abt days pass le... only make me depressed since that i today just booked in... ARGHH... hmm lets see wat i did after tat...

sunday..went rambutan hill for orientation exercise... go up and down and up and down.. climb over fallen tree trunks... walk in the dark.. cannot even see past 10 m.. walk halfway kanna whack in the leg... quite fun lor!!! love navi sia... although damn dark cannot see anything and raining abit and have to find the checkpoints... i passed both morning and night navi so fun.. and one of the 1st few to get out oso hehe :D so nice...however.... reach back bunk.... KNNBCCB GOT AN ASSHOLE LOST HIS HANDPHONE AND MAKE THE WHOLE WING STANDBY BED!! KNN... standby in 4 mins.... and stand there 1/2hr while the instructors went thru all our stuff... pls lor... loss handphone means cannot find le lor!! stupid...

monday... learn abt chemical defense... did changing parade.. excited abt the upcoming tear gas sia...

tues... another 5 km run!! run like mad dogs... finish le still got pushups and crunches.. after cool down liaoz... we saw platoon 1.. den i tot to myself kan lucky i in platoon 2... they have to do 50 pushups nonstop lor.. and thats after running 5km faster than us.. p.s. they nearly caught up with us and they started later den us.. after the run.. we went to change and get ready for chemical defense... KNN cough like siao and i already got slight cough lor... can't breathe after that... sianz... but come out liaoz damn shiok!! went back to bunk and bathe... den got my bunk ppl having CELLGROUP ya lar those christian groups... i figured... why not... okay lor go see how it goes.. that had a REALIZATION!!! haha not tat kind of godly thing lar.. most into psychology not into religion :p the realization is that.... religion is a choice and a light for ppl. It may not be the best thing for u , but its the best thing for them.. and haha got another reason for me to go see.. see next time can hook up some christian charbo or not haha :D field pack inspection??? but kaoz nothing no check!!

wed... field camp!! so fun!! love field camp haha!! morning fall in for last breakfast in wing... den funny... no instructors??? waited and waited... knn heck lar in the end the whole wing went for breakfast without the instructors lolx :D came back... sit tonner?? wtf??? damn welfare sia.. go ard the area for area orientation.. damn fucking big sia the place.. got wat bajiao.. e shaped knoll.. elephant hill.. spectator hill..den afternoon..... area orientation!! we walked ard the place ourselves.. walked like 1-2 km from place t place... climbed... the tallest, 2nd tallest... and 2 of the tallest... knolls... KNN all our stations ALL knolls!! kaoz... .78 is the worst.. p.s. its the tallest in the region... so short hehe... its damn slippery and steep lor!! and at night.. we had night navi led by our instructors... we have to pace and check our place lor.. knn kanna cheated by the stupid map.. the road isn't on the map.. so we holanded and have to backtrack 800m and restart... den walk and sketch walk and sketch.. at the last station... fast march all the way back to our campsite and harbour... no banshas... no flat ground.. only soil and rock and roots.. ~sigh bmt so shiok lor..

thurs... woke up a few times in the night... dreamt of some ppl and some stuff... slept at 12am woke up at 5am.. brush teeth and fall in for 5bx... my platoon is saikang platoon so have to move the stores.. den we went for PLX.. haha discovered i very indian warcheif.. took over command 2 times.. so like.. 5 obstacles.. i led for 3 of them ROFL.. went for river crossing.. damn dirty water... brown brown one... i crossed 1st and secured the line for them den the rest came over... after river crossing it started to drizzle and we have to fast march back AGAIN!! whole body and boots wet... SAIKANG AGAIN!! have to bring the stores back.. always the bad parts for saikang would be for platoon 2 one.. kaoz.. at night went into our harbour.. EVERYONE noe will got turnout le.. so we din sleep.. and we just waited for the turnout.. ppl lit a few candles and burn insect repellant.. den... TURN OUT!!!!! EVERYTHING IN EVERYTHING OUT!! RUN TO THE SHED AND TOUCH IT AND RUN BACK!!! CHECK UR COMPASS WHERES UR MAP EVERYTHING IN!!! RUN TO TRAINING SHED AND TAKE A STRETCHER!!! CASEVAC!!!!! ARGHHHHHH casevac for 1-2 km den reached wing.. den... ARE U GUYS GOOD!!?? CAN GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND?? OCS VALUES HONESTY!! GOOD ANOTHER MAN DOWN!!! LETS GO FOR 2ND ROUND... ALL IN ALL WE CASEVAC FOR 5KM!!! kaoz.. 5 man in a platoon down... 6 to casevac 1 man... total 35 ppl down... 5 guys to carry the 5 man field pack.. only left 3 per platoon to rotate the 6 ppl... and some ppl chao keng!!! FALL OUT!! KNN!!!! ~sigh... at last finished.. so shiok :D

friday.. lots of lectures...

saturday... damn sianz.. SOC!! last time liaoz... did the whole tings 2-3 times... run here and run there... den finish liaoz still got CTP 2... and 1.2km run as cool down... WTF!! ~sigh...

sunday... morning team dynamics.. quite fun... got tings like human pyramid human ladder spider web entanglement.. and fall backwards from 2 metres abv grd.. den got parents visiting... my buddy brought 20 ppl lor!! knn if i noe can bring so many i can bring everyone liaoz haha den i more than him.. btw.. did i mention he has the exact same surname as me? DU!! not toh as in zhou but DU a mu and a tu!! how rare sia...

come monday... last day in tango wing... go for initiation parade.. become 2 bar le!!! den went to air wing... damn dissapointed with the place... damn dirty full of mud in the toilets and whole place damn dirty... whole day no pt.. feeling fat le...

sianz... blog so long le.. hands tired liaoz.. dun want to blog le.. at least now ppl cannot say i feed flies right :D see when i got time den i blog abt the days in air wing.. nothing much though :D