Sunday, November 20, 2005

girls?

haha seeing jeanne's blog i decided to post a similar post hehe

Things which i cant stand about girls:
1.smoke (absolutely NO-NO friends also will try to siam... in fact i can't stand smoke -_- maybe thats one of the reason i dun really like clubs.. but smokers still can haha as long as they smoke into my face)
2.make up till like monkey backside one (ok lar light makeup still ok.. but put blusher till whole face red?? maybe attractive at 1st glance but not the 2nd 3rd blar blar blar)
3.skimpy dressing(imagine sharing ur gf with hundred over guys on the street.... those stuff should be reserved for ur bf/husband only wat)
4.tan lines
5.more pimples than me
6.ACBC<== super disgusting... i shall not mention names :p
7.think themselves as the centre of the whole blood universe and that the whole world(involving family members) must revolve around them and the whole would stop if they died<== in short, self-centred
8.more vulgarities than me!! aiyo... u say so many i need to say more u noe
9.taller den me by visible range i.e. anything more than 0.00001 cm hehe jk maybe 5 cm lar
10. fat girls.. and dun make an effort to slim down eh its okay to be fat!! i am fat!! but at least try? i trying leh!! i slimmed 7 kg after coming back from tamworth... although net gain for this yr is 1kg :/
11.tattoos in the wrong places.. kinky if correct :D
12.girls who dun even noe how to cook a basic dish...
13.spend money like water<== pls leh next time i where find enough money to feed them!! eh i meant her..

haha the list seems quite short hor? but those are the unlucky 13... actually onli got one unforgivable nia... *shrugs* i think girls have quite an easy life rite? no wonder david that time say no matter how ugly the girl is still will got ppl like one... so for those girls who are reading my blog now dun worry!!! cfm will got ppl wan u and can get married one


hehe where the more impt list is...
1.sweet<== not to the extent of sugary...
2.can cook<== the most important!!
3.noe how to take care of ppl
4.filial<== 2nd most important!!!!!!
5.a bit of attitude<== albeit fetish
6.independent at times<== other times i take care of her mah
7.dun always say wat mcp mcp mcp mcp mcp mcp shit<== pls leh u girls wan to be taken care of and when the guy take care of u(albeit too much at times) den u complain he is a mcp... dun wan mcp rite? next time girls open doors for guys girls pay for guys girls work guys stay at home and go shopping lar????
8.natural
9.not m<== i think my friends would noe what this is :D
10.appreciate me for wat i am!!! <=== 3rd most important
11.look good in office wear<== albeit fetish again!!
12.try not to wear skimpy clothings in public<== note public
13.play with me

haha cannot think of more le tried to balance the likes and dislikes... i think i am just a big grown baby haha as long as got ppl cook for me, play with me, do things with me and care for me can le :D dun ask for much rite hehe