Thursday, December 01, 2005

10 days worth of brunei

EDITED VERSION

hmmm... lets review what i did in brunei!!!

1st day.. touchdown!! damn excited ok lar not THAT excited but still excited!! outfield leh!! last time wearing no. 4 leh!! den we sit in that small small bus all the way to the shipyard to take a fast craft to the camp place.. on the bus they showing XXX2.. now with hindsight.. its probably pirated.. ARGHHH haha will elaborate later.. den we took another bus to the camp.. had lasi lamak den went to the bus.. settle the stores and off to bed... btw did i meantion i am Log O? FUCK UP!!!

2nd day.. wear their no. 4.. had some briefing... pace course and navex... not much stuff..

3rd day.. guided navex

4th day.. taught us how to build A-frame, fireplace, trap AGAIN!! we learnt them in ocs.. taught us how to skin quail, chicken, catfish and.... THE BLOODY CUTE RABBIT!!! WAHAHAHA so cute!!!! so bloody!!! hehe bloody little rabbit.. but i din eat haha... den later went to spiderhole to try building the stuff out... not bad lar..

5th day!!!! INSERTION!!! THE HIGHLIGHT OF BBBBBRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNEEEIIIIII a world of surprises i think thats their slogan... *MISSING TEXT*

totally worried during the 1st day lor... my site was like... MUD... MUD and MORE MUD!!! kns site.. worst site of the 3 in site 2.. kns.. den 1st day i never got ANYTHING up... den have to sleep on the mud under my friend's A-frame.. felt like crying sia... lowest point of my life sia... so sad..

6th day... 2nd day of insertion!! kan chiong liaoz!!! go whack the damn trees... cut down one tree tats like... at least 20 metres tall!!! haha i think actually not tat much maybe 10 metres nia!! but enuff for me to make 2 logs for a frame and one whole fireplace with it!! so 2nd day i made my A-frame, fireplace, weaved the shelter<== half fuck one... at night dripping water... and made a fork during the evening... <=== i caught up with the rest within one day sia!!!

7th day... 3rd day!!! assessment day!! kan chiong... i made the trap in 2 hours... half-fuck oso... my sapling i cut too short... the gate made too short... but no time to make nice liaoz... den i go chiong my spoon and my tongs... den go make my fishing rod..... den tried to start fire!! FUCK!!! the fire cannot start... cos my stuff all wet... wasted one whole box of matchsticks... btw did i mention i was soaked wet for 2 nights and shivering in the night?? kns...and i totally never eat for 2 whole days.. instructors come le... i feel like dying le... surprisingly like not bad.... hehe den quite relieved... den he passed us the quail to kill... so poor thing sia the quail... it was shivering and struggling in my hands... heng i killed it fast... 1st time kill my own meat sia... cooked the quail... the tapoica.. the sweet potato and the ferns..<== these are the rewards!!!!! :D food after 2.5 days!! haha

8th day... resup... finally got clothes and fresh water to drink..(we drank river water with puritabs during survival) and got diluted milo and biscuits... BLISS SIA!!! haha but soon after... we got to topo... siao one lor... i basically CRAWLING up the knoll... not walking one lor.. imagine crawling and walking and crawling with ur field pack... for 7 hours... AND WE ONLI COVERED 5 KM ON THE BLOODY MAP!!!!!... i got blisters... and cuts on my hands.. and got so many thorns ard...sianz sia... but WE MADE IT!!!!!! den had canteen break... got 3 grps din make it before the time limit.. and they have to harbour outside the camp... can u imagine... every night rain there? omg... heng we fast enuff sia...

9th day.. clear stores!!! buffet!!! prepare to get out of this camp!!

10th day.. went to another camp... R AND R!!! fuck up sia... these ppl so rich they go build one HUGE mosque with gold!!! the handles all plated with 24k gold and they REPLATE them every 3 mths!!! even the RUBBISH BIN IS PLATED WITH GOLD!!! i go in i stun.... the benches there costs US$70k per bench... made from one solid marble.. i.e. no joints... this is freaking exp lor.. even if u made from wood with no joints is exp liaoz... HECK EVEN IF GOT JOINTS AND NO SCREWS ALSO DAMN EXP!!!!!! and they used italy marble.. -.-" btw did i mention the mosque is built with the sultan's pocket money? he earns US $100 per sec lor!! ~sigh..when can i earn even US$1 per sec.... the rest of the time we went the palace.. the mussum.. water village... the whole day all meals were buffet one... so became damn fat...

11th day... SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!

will post the fotos later if got time..