sunday monday tues wed thurs

haha jialat sia.. i told myself on tues dat i would not blog UNLESS i manage to finish playing ode to joy on my newly bought guitar wahahahahaha kk this is the breakdown over the past few days..

sun: went to tara's house play darts eat xmas tea? haha den drink abit.. tara super li hai sia.. noe how to make so many stuff.. i cannot even mix vodka and 7-up properly sia... its like... i add 1 part vodka to 3 parts 7-up? wtf sia rofl.. oh ya.. go ppl house on christmas MUST bring present rite.. so in the end we bought this super small mahjong set for her lor.. cos i last time heard she wanna learn mahjong.... anyway.. after tat dinner we proceeded to my house where we TRIED to play mahjong... in the end not even 1/2 round den gone case le.. haha so dq yc and me had supper after marleen went back.. and we go back my house and dq watched ff7 on my dear... haha

mon: cont. from sun.. after dan finished ff7, and i slept for like 2 hrs? den i went to bathe and bring all the fishing stuff to khatib... AS EXPECTED, david overslept rofl... den we met up at 8.. went fishing.. KAOZ result of not fishing for 10 years and in the company of yc and david, david dunno how to rig the line, and my line keep snapping after each throw.. so in the end i wasted like... 5 weights and 10+ hooks... haha so dulan sia.. ya.. after fishing, ck yc and i meet up at causeway..(i slept at home for 1 hr and made them wait for 1 hr rofl) to see guitar!!! WAHAHAHAHA wo de di er ge laopo!! rofl so.. this means i spend damn much money this mth.. pengz.. eh... photo photo!!!

xiao qin wo ye shi ai ni de WAHAHAHAHA

kk.. den went home and played guitar!! till 5+ den went over to cousin house to eat buffet(his bdae party + my aunt's bdae party + post xmas party) haha so lihai rite den i kop his guitar book home and played!!! on monday i learned 3 chords and 6 notes ROFL so proud sia hahahaha

tues: meet dq in the morning for swimming... just discovered dat dq is a weak swimmer???? wtf i tot he quite strong one sia... anyway after swimming den we went to play snooker at amk.. den we went home at ard 4+ early rite?? tat guy wanna watch tv -.-" anyway... i went home to play guitar!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wed:slept till 3+... need to catch up on sleep sia.. den went to harbourfront with mom AGAIN!! den we bought a desktop... kaoz haha spend alot rite this mom.. the desktop is for my younger sis one.. ~sigh den my mom go pay 1 shot using credit card.. ~sigh anyway... this specs are....

p4 2.93ghz

128mb ati radeon

512 ram

$999

17" LCD monitor

$359

Cannon 3-in-1 printer

$219 with $30 cash rebate to be collected at funan...

its due to be delivered on 7th jan..

haha

thurs: finally today rite... eh... morning woke up.. went to bishan to eat lunch with jie qi... den went over to jurong to meet with david and yc.. den went play pool.. den meet you rong and you rong yc and me went to chervon to sing ktv... quite cheap i think and u can buy duty free alc there... BUT THE SOUND SYSTEM SUCKS!!! wateva rite... oso finish le no point... den after tat went home...

FINALLY GOT THE GUITAR IN TUNE!! WAHAHAHA I AM SUCH A GENIUS!!! ROFL AND I FINISHED PLAYING ODE TO JOY!!! AND p.s. this bkgrd music is ME PLAYING!!! WAHAHAHA the noise in the bkgrd is my sis watch tv.. the breaks cos i forgot the notes den need to refer!! NOT BAD LIAOZ RITE!!! MY 1ST COMPLETE SONG ON GUITAR!!!

i would like to dedicate this song to my parents for bringing me up, my siblings for being there? and my friends who have given me almost no support at all haha ENJOY THIS SONG!!! :D

concert xmas eve eve

hAha... friday... its xmas eve eve!!! pengz... all the instructors all zhao at 3+... so in the end.. the trainees ALSO zhao at ard 4... its the holiday mood season ba... haha anyway... this means i got a SUPER long weekend... p.s. monday is a holiday and i took leave on tues, wed,thurs :D hahahaha

anyway.. after zhao-ing so early, i went home, change, and rush down to bugis to meet yc and eric... haha i psycho them to join me for a concert















the concert name and programme sheet















a shaker given for free???? wait a sec... ndp 2004...??

haha the concert overall not bad lar... dun really enjoy the 1st piece... but the... "ethnic", "so nice","bayport sketch" not bad :D "new york new york" oso ok lar... got some pieces started quite nice but later the FEELing... goes awry... sad rite... but ok lar... go concert main thing is to hahahaha nvm... restricted information.. :p

after listening/watching the concert<=== symphonic concert use eyes one :D but realli got use eyes lar... see the drummers and players sync together quite beautiful... esp. playing with 4 sticks... hell... i cannot even take 1 stick and play haha, the three of us went over to find a place to play pool... in the end walked all the way to cuppage to play pool... after pool, went home le... now its 3am le... and i wan to sleep le...

to love?

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But
then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer,
not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is
to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one
unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer,
or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
- Woody Allen

lolx to love or not to love.. thats the question

sat. sun. mon.

hmmm wat did i did over the last 3 days sia... how come like so fast and spent so much money... lets see... sat... never spend much... evening went harbour front with mom... spending... roughly 30-40? sun.. oso never did anything wat... spending roughly 30-40? monday.. watch movie with cousin... kanna cheated become treat him and his friend movie.. spending... 30-40? oh....no wonder sia... liddat add up 100+ liaoz haha :x

sat. went harbourfront with mom rite.. was looking at desktops... kaoz nowadays desktops so freaking cheap... saw this acer one...

$999 w/o monitor
2.93ghz p4
512mb ram
128mb vram
80gb

add a $300 lcd monitor onli 1300 nia.. kaoz.. my laptop $2000+ liaoz... sianz... anyway.. did not buy it lar..

friday...

woohooo~!!! on leave today!! wahahaha okay... so its yesterday.. so? i was on leave on friday!! so shiok sia.. hahahahaha woke up at 10+ den go bathe use net... haha den go over to meet yong chuan at bugis... haha den finally went over to starbucks to eat lunch... :/ after that go over to suntec to shop for clothes...

can't find any clothes....

went to marina square....

can't find clothes....

met eric...

went to raffles city shopping...

can't find clothes...

went to ps...

found 2 not bad ones... in the end bought the baleno one...

TMD!!! I GOT THE WRONG ONE!!! WANTED TO BUY THE POLO ONE!!! IN THE END BOUGHT THE T-SHIRT ONE!!! KAOZ!!! DAMMIT..... so sianz... ~sigh

eric...

haha on thurs... i went causeway point AGAIN!!! omg... wats with causeway point sia.. this thime went there with eric... he like shopping spree sia.. bought like $50 worth of clothings.. and i heard him saying he bought alot of clothes on the last weekend.... omg... ~sigh... haha den i never buy anything... oh did i mention i hate being ration ic.... did like 1hour plus of rations den got the things rite... omg sia...hate it!!! argghhhhhh sianz...

injury...

sianz... the net connection recently so bad sia.. i cant even go online normally... wondering if its the modem or the net connection lousy... anyway... this is what happened on wednesday.......................

on wednesday..... i and yc went jogging... or rather it would be... me jogging to yishun to meet him and him jogging to yishun to meet me... lolx!!! so in the end we both meet at yishun mrt and walk round and round.. den went over to causeway(by mrt lar... i not so hardworking...) den we went walking again.... -.-"""""""
this is the result of jogging while msging ppl.... have to jog to yishun after falling down somemore... ~sigh(fell down at admiratly...)

yesterday

nearly forgot to blog for yesterday sia..

anyway... this is wat happened... after "work" we were gathered at the officer mess in AFS for a little get-together session with our oc... he treated drinks and snacks while we sing karaoke... ya lar we pay monthly subscription to the mess of cos free ktv lar!!! but we sing a few songs nia den we went off le...

after the little get-together, yong chin and i went over to tampines mall.... dunno for wat sia oso... den after going there den he realised that his fren works there den we go over to meet her as she is going to knock off from work... we proceeded to walk ard while waiting for her to knock off...

we went to yamaha to look at guitars....

we went to popular to look at webcams?????.....

and we went to ljs to meet his fren... surprise surprise got another girl...

did i mention their names are pearlyn(mjc/ntu!!) and jie qi(yjc!!/nus)?

haha den the three of them had dinner at ljs while i sip at my diet coke..... p.s. i had my dinner in afs after the run and swim there liaoz...

after their dinner...

we went shopping ard to look for the webcam that yc wanna buy...

in the end he bought a 49++ webcam from popular haha no brand one but not bad lar at night i webcam with him quality not bad

after he bought his webcam... we went over to starbucks to drink coffee.. haha i and yong chin kanna conned bought lousy coffee... den after tok cok and drink coffee, we decided its time to go home le... so yc went and take taxi home(he live bedok which is like... FREAKING near) and the 3 of us went to the bus interchange to take bus home... my bus came liaoz so i and jie qi went up the bus leaving pearlyn behind...

on the bus tok cok tok cok with jie qi..

saw cockroach...

den khatib le.. jie qi went down to take 851/852 home..(she live in bishan)

den i continue to take bus home....

reach home 11++ webcam with yc...

now time is like 12++ and i have to sleep now.. or else overslept like this morning

things to get/do..

things to get...

1. speedballs for my laptop... cost: $9.90
2. cardreader for my laptop... cost: abt. $30
3. speakers for my laptop... cost: $30-150
4. songs for my laptop...
5. bluetooth for laptop... cost: unknown
6. dvd writer for my laptop... cost: unknown

things to do...

1. get my laptop warranty done up...
2. help out in the household chores
3. try to get into my internet banking....................
4. call someone tml :D ^_^
5. redo the blogskin to have a picture of me(using the webcam) when i update blog
6. spend MUCH lesser this mth due to me getting too much stuff

photo

me and my mom!!!
picture taken from webcam :D
MY DEAR!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA

laptop

woohooooo bought my laptop using my own money!!! wahahaha

haha the specs are as follows....

1.7ghz centrino pentium M 740
1g DDR2 ram
40gb HDD
15.4" WXGA super bright gloss lcd
ATI Radeon X300 128mb vram
wireless 802.11b/g
memory stick slot
dvd/cdrw combo drive
win xp HE

free:
optical mouse
webcam
256mb thumbdrive
carrying bag

what is sad is that i din realise its samsung when i bought it and...

onli memory stick slot...
no dvd writer
win xp HE nia...

other than tat... quite good lar dun u think wahahaha onli $2050 nia :D

7 things?

stupid weili and yc arrow me.... ABC XYZ!!!


7 things that I fear/dislike

1. free fall(btw... planes dun do free fall...)
2. watching movie alone?
3. death
4. computer down
5. feeling helpless during JST
6. unable to do anything when loved ones are in danger or trouble
7. no money


7 things i like

1. being right
2. chinese drama abt pulgilistic world
3. medival fantasy
4. science
5. psychology
6. debating with ppl
7. pool


7 things i must have in my room

1. walls
2. shelves to put barang barang
3. bed
4. table
5. fan
6. mahjong
7. light


7 things i can do

1. build an A-frame, fireplace and a lizard trap
2. survive 48hrs+ with only water
3. don't bathe for damn long...
4. stare into space for very long........
5. flip my eyes white
6. flex my chest muscles?? haha
7. sleep for more than 13 hrs non-stop if i wan to


7 things which i can't do(restrictions or things you can't have without)

1. can't say vulgarities in front of my mom
2. can't eat stingray :p
3. can't tell some of my secrets
4. can't understand women
5. can't live w/o my family and friends
6. can't bring camera hp to camp....
7. can't understand why am i doing this...


7 words i used often

1. lan jiao
2. chee bye
3. fuck
4. sianz
5. wa liew
6. pool
7. ello


7 people to pass this MEME to:

1. Shi Lin
2. Tara
3. Danqing
4. Eric
5. Yong Chuan
6. Wei li
7. You Rong

Notice i noe i noe some of these ppl had already did it but i realli damn bo liaoz... dunno who to ask to do le.. :/

cool math trick

Haha extreme bo-liao-iness i noe the maths lar dun test me lar but very nice to trick ppl

This math trick is really cool. Just try it

1. Grab a calculator (You won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first four digits of your phone number
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?

friends boliao?

hmmm been wondering... how come my clinqe never do things like....

• organising bbq-ing?
• going to a person's house to ton?
• going to a person's house for steamboat sessions and tok cok there...?
• go play vball
• go to the beach
• take stupid neoprints and laugh at them later
• go gym together

anyway.... xmas celebration anyone? can go tara's house haha at most we sleep in the void deck after we all drunk nia!!

P.S. did i mention i going to buy my laptop on sat!!!??

jogging

p.s. i will post the pics at marc's place asap if i recieve from him tat is... btw.. yc in the previous entry is yong chin... not yong chuan...

thurs...today lar!

reach home... thinking of jogging...(been joggin 4.8 every 2 days recently..but still getting fatter) so i msged the guys see whether they wanna jog or not... and onli yong chuan on...

supposed to meet yc at khatib mrt at 8pm... <===deja vu hor haha

i went out at 720...and started to jog to yishun haha!! i think for 5+ km and i reached yishun liaoz rite.. think cannot make it by 8 khatib... so i told him lar in the end we meet at swimming complex..(with hindsight i can make it in time sia... just tat would be super shag)

on the way over to yishun, passed by gambus ave and aiss and memories flood me sia..things like....

• last time i used to cycle from my house to aiss in the morning...
• bought breakfast for caiwen and cycled to aiss in the morning during O levels... but she din eat... in the end threw away -.-"
• 1st time went to the "hot" spring with eric at the gambus ave(this was before the place was renovated).. den still remember eric go fill up water bottle... sweet memories sia... last time so innocent and pure we are... ~sigh
• jogging to yishun for the 1st time...
• speeding down the hill in the middle of gambus ave...
• damaged my bike at the end of the gambus ave and pushing the whole damn thing back...
• Jo marie now already given birth to her child..
• Aiss changed so much....
• jogging to aiss the 1st time...
• failed 2.4km over and over again and had to run ard the sch for 3 times route...
• running the temple route and had to sing songs during teacher's day for aiss...
• chon kitt's house...
• jogging sessions during JC2 with you rong and guys...
• so much more

anyway... met up with yc... felt so bad sia... body quite shag liaoz..(sleep onli 2+ hours last night lor... although slept a bit in camp during the day) den he din get to jog much... sorry ar yc *shrugs* after i jog with him from the swimming complex to yishun mrt... den we go walk the pasar malam at yishun... i had a king's burger from ramly burger... sucks sia...spent $3.50 on a sucky burger... ~sigh ll suck thumb sia..

went over to causeway point to jalan jalan... saw a guitar going for 50 nia!!! but need to buy 2 lar... 2 for $99.00.... i wanna learn guitar sia... any takers? buy with me!!!!!! haha den basically we din do anything else le... after jalan jalan, yc send me home!!! omg SO GAY!!! but in the end i still send him to my mrt station and walk back... so i not so gay afterall eh? haha

staying over at marc's place

wednesday afternoon in camp.....
marc: today wanna go my place celebrate yc bday or not?
me: ?_? wat time
marc: dunno lar.....

a while later...
yc: i going home to eat mee sua...
me: liddat means ard 7-8 den can go over liaoz lar?
yc: ya lor
me: liddat might as well stay over liaoz lor... dunno can do wat sia
marc: okay lor stay over lar? my parents not in singapore
me: ..... okay.... i see how...

p.s. the above conversation did not happen haha just so happen dat i onli remember snatches of the events

3+ everything finish le... making our way home individually...

6+ sleeping like a pig on my bed...(supposed to meet yc at kallang at 8)

7 woke up feeling like shit...(i haven bathe haven pack my stuff and supposed to meet yc at 8)

called yc say cannot make it by 8..... 830 can?

rushed to bathe, put no.3 in clothes bag, pack my stuff, sent a sms to mom say i staying over at fren's house(this is onli my 2nd time sleeping over... 1st is edwin's during sec4...)

rushed to mrt... took mrt and reached kallang at 830...

took a taxi with yc to marc's house...

his house quite small sia...but aircon the whole house and quite chic-looking... upon entry, i saw two girls.. and immediately felt out of place sia... ~sigh so theres.... 2 mjc guys and 2 mjc girls... and ONE nyjc guy... feeling... gone case liaoz sia.. haha luckily later not tat bad.. the two girls, jasmine(look and sounds like adel!!! but much more friendlier and takes chinese major!!! WTF!!! haha) and chatarina(i think indo if i not wrong...) quite friendly... ~sigh i sucks with girls...

i oso forgot wat we did liaoz sia... onli remember keep taking stupid fotos, drink abit of rum+pepsi, did some magic tricks to bluff the girls, played number game, eat bday cake and did pullups!!<== haha

at night, abt 1am... they finally decided to sleep.. so we laid the matteress on the floor in the living room and viola! we are on the floor... -.-" so theres 2 girls on the matteress, marc on the couch, yongchin on the sleeping bag and me on the armchair... "sleep sleep" for like... 2-3 mins???? den we started chatting... poor me... sitting on the armchair looking out of the window seeing lightning flashes...<=== cfm cannot sleep liaoz wat... so no choice keep chatting with them... the girls dunno y very interested in knowing wat kind of girls guys go after.... please lor.. that question is like so generic... how to answer sia... its like asking me how many colours are there in this world...(unlimited) so i answer them... different guys go for different girls... <== true rite!~!~! but i off-topic haha kanna suan... anyway we talk abt those topics lor... den i came to a conclusion...

• girls might really as they say be able to wait for a guy for a long period without changing hearts... guys maybe cannot lar...
• theres a big difference between going into a relationship to find a girlfriend/boyfriend and going into a relationship to find a wife/husband....
• those girls like honest and faithful guys..<=== VERY TALL ORDER
• being a pilot realli very hard to find charbo...
• pilot goes overseas for long periods of time but some businessmen oso wat...
• i should go form a critera of girls i like.. haha

anyway... we talk till 3+ in the morning... den they complain hungry... go heat up dumplings... den i cannot take it le... went over to marc's couch(he heating up the dumplings) den i DOZE off haha so in the end they talk till 4+ and me and chatarina sleep till 6 haha

6 in the morning...woke up to brush teeth and wash face... and went out to camp le

wed

haha i now in camp using the computer in the library... and i read the tagboard... WOOHOOO we got 1 time volunteer for xmas party venue!! so... any takers?? hehe

Xmas?

WOOHOO xmas is coming!!!! its a season to be jolly fuck u lalalalalalala... hmmm shld we celebrate xmas? haha den can exchange gifts!!! rofl feel like celebrating it this yr... nothing better to do sia... might as well celebrate rite? den we can...

• eat xmas cake
• sing xmas jingles
• drink
• dance!! <-- ki siaoz haha but still DANCE!!!!
• exchange xmas gifts!!
• look at xmas tree
• be jolly

so... any takers?

monday

reported to afs again... damn sianz... morning super early wake up again!! ~sigh..

reach afs at ard 7+am had breakfast den went for the COT liaoz... like baby right haha wat to do... den we do nothing till ard 2+ den we go home le i went over to CDC with some of my frens to apply for driving... poor stingy bastard got no money to pay so never apply... ~sigh maybe this sat go down again...

sunday mahjong

Sunday morning

haha had ktv in the morning with yc and weili... quite cheap if u go in the morning... its onli $9 for a 3 hr session for each of us... inclusive of 1 1/3 drink, fruits and tibbits... its freaking cheap i think... but if u go in the evening den its ard 20++ for the same things *shrugs* *whisper to jasper.... bloody stingy sia zhiwei... stupid stingy uncultured barbarian...*

after the ktv... at ard 2+ we meet up with dq for mahjong at my house... haha damn excited go and open the absolut vodka... bought orange and 7-up to mix... can't find sprite... i think mix too much alc... put like 1/4 cup each time.. and dun have enuff ice.. den in the end i dead after 2 drinks.. haha den left the 3 of them to clear up and leave me sleeping there... although i sleeping... i can hear weili going off... the two of them watching tv downsides and the two of them keep entering and exiting my room... in the end pissed off cannot sleep properly den i tried to kick their balls when they near me haha!!

went for dinner at the foodcourt downsides and bought dinner for my sister... nothing much after tat bah...

sat gym and do nothing

haha so long now den i go blog abt sat... *shrugs tats zhiwei for u... ever so slow.. ever so late

anyway... i slept at 1am on fri nite.. den sunday morning 7am kanna woken up by yc's sms... cos i asked him to wake me up mah.. den i proceeded to make a call to david see he wake up liaoz or not... no answer... ZzzZZzzZZzz

woke up at 8am again... called david... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

woke up at 9am!! he answered!! proceeded to change and prepare for gym...

reached gym at 930am.. smsed him(the sms din reach him -.-") so i jogged on the trackmill and later called him ask how come he haben come... so the sms never reach him.. he came promptly(gym just below his house nia...) and we did abit of gym.. finished up at around 1130 i think den we talk cok... i bathe.. den i went home to change and meet yc..

meet yc at 130 and walked ard with him... den had chix rice at carrefour.. nice and cheap haha cheapo... played a rd of snooker with him oso..

meet dq at ard 7 at causeway... played pool with him and he won me!! sob sob haha den ate dinner... den home bound

outing

morning went back to ocs to clear stores... surprisely VERY fast get out of there liaoz!!! hehe

went to jp to wait for david....

to wait for david...

to wait for david...

still waiting for david...

WOOHOO he just woke up!! haha reminds me of me sia!! so i never dulan face or anything when he come haha afterall he onli made me waited for 2 hrs!! i made ppl wait for 2-3 hrs before haha

after david come... we splited up.. he went to GRACE hostel with her ONE ON ONE in ONE room hehe shall not elaborate...

i went to join yong zhen 1st at ps...kns.. become her playdoll... cos her nails got nail polish liaoz... den she wanna test the nail polish... GUESS WHOS NAILS SHE NOE NO NAIL POLISH!!!!! tats rite... my whole right hand all 5 nails all kanna........ got orange got pink got blue... ~sigh my 1st time nail polish jiu zhe yang hui le..

later david and grace joined us... den we went star fact and bought tixs for ZATHURA!!! VERY NICE MOVIE!!! KEPT US ENTERTAINED THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE!!! which is not wat i can say for the previous movie tat i watched... ~sigh tat was such a disappointment... nvm... anyway in star fac... david discovered his UOB TX VISA disappeared!! den he searched quite a bit... but to no avail... but grace and yz beaten me and david in daytona!! yz cut queue one lor.. i and grace dogfight den she chup in.......... haha

after movie... we walked ard quite a bit den we went AJISEN RAMEN to eat our dinner.... FIRST TIME IN THERE!!! the noodles so so nia la... but the meat quite up!! haha its a so-so dinner nia i rather take cafe cartel anytime... the pricing similar anyway haha den we went home soon after tat le....

tml going gym with david!! in the morning!! need to wake up early... better sleep early oso

photos of brunei

eating sushi and waiting for plane to go brunei















trying to act cute while waiting for the plane















gotten my quail to kill















stroking the quail to get it to calm down... tense meat not nice u noe















timothy ben and me with the quails(D E A D)!!!!!!!! OMG ITS DEAD!!! can see its head in my left hand??















the 3 of us preparing to cook our meat and veges... the 1st and onli food after 48hrs ++















can see the A-frame behind and fireplace by the side???? each of us supposed to build one A-frame, one fireplace, one trap, 2 sets of utensils(i made a fork and spoon and a tongs :D), 2 water sources, a fishing line and id. 2 plant food in tat 2 days ++
















The US$70k marble!!! marc me junshen and daren

10 days worth of brunei

EDITED VERSION

hmmm... lets review what i did in brunei!!!

1st day.. touchdown!! damn excited ok lar not THAT excited but still excited!! outfield leh!! last time wearing no. 4 leh!! den we sit in that small small bus all the way to the shipyard to take a fast craft to the camp place.. on the bus they showing XXX2.. now with hindsight.. its probably pirated.. ARGHHH haha will elaborate later.. den we took another bus to the camp.. had lasi lamak den went to the bus.. settle the stores and off to bed... btw did i meantion i am Log O? FUCK UP!!!

2nd day.. wear their no. 4.. had some briefing... pace course and navex... not much stuff..

3rd day.. guided navex

4th day.. taught us how to build A-frame, fireplace, trap AGAIN!! we learnt them in ocs.. taught us how to skin quail, chicken, catfish and.... THE BLOODY CUTE RABBIT!!! WAHAHAHA so cute!!!! so bloody!!! hehe bloody little rabbit.. but i din eat haha... den later went to spiderhole to try building the stuff out... not bad lar..

5th day!!!! INSERTION!!! THE HIGHLIGHT OF BBBBBRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNEEEIIIIII a world of surprises i think thats their slogan... *MISSING TEXT*

totally worried during the 1st day lor... my site was like... MUD... MUD and MORE MUD!!! kns site.. worst site of the 3 in site 2.. kns.. den 1st day i never got ANYTHING up... den have to sleep on the mud under my friend's A-frame.. felt like crying sia... lowest point of my life sia... so sad..

6th day... 2nd day of insertion!! kan chiong liaoz!!! go whack the damn trees... cut down one tree tats like... at least 20 metres tall!!! haha i think actually not tat much maybe 10 metres nia!! but enuff for me to make 2 logs for a frame and one whole fireplace with it!! so 2nd day i made my A-frame, fireplace, weaved the shelter<== half fuck one... at night dripping water... and made a fork during the evening... <=== i caught up with the rest within one day sia!!!

7th day... 3rd day!!! assessment day!! kan chiong... i made the trap in 2 hours... half-fuck oso... my sapling i cut too short... the gate made too short... but no time to make nice liaoz... den i go chiong my spoon and my tongs... den go make my fishing rod..... den tried to start fire!! FUCK!!! the fire cannot start... cos my stuff all wet... wasted one whole box of matchsticks... btw did i mention i was soaked wet for 2 nights and shivering in the night?? kns...and i totally never eat for 2 whole days.. instructors come le... i feel like dying le... surprisingly like not bad.... hehe den quite relieved... den he passed us the quail to kill... so poor thing sia the quail... it was shivering and struggling in my hands... heng i killed it fast... 1st time kill my own meat sia... cooked the quail... the tapoica.. the sweet potato and the ferns..<== these are the rewards!!!!! :D food after 2.5 days!! haha

8th day... resup... finally got clothes and fresh water to drink..(we drank river water with puritabs during survival) and got diluted milo and biscuits... BLISS SIA!!! haha but soon after... we got to topo... siao one lor... i basically CRAWLING up the knoll... not walking one lor.. imagine crawling and walking and crawling with ur field pack... for 7 hours... AND WE ONLI COVERED 5 KM ON THE BLOODY MAP!!!!!... i got blisters... and cuts on my hands.. and got so many thorns ard...sianz sia... but WE MADE IT!!!!!! den had canteen break... got 3 grps din make it before the time limit.. and they have to harbour outside the camp... can u imagine... every night rain there? omg... heng we fast enuff sia...

9th day.. clear stores!!! buffet!!! prepare to get out of this camp!!

10th day.. went to another camp... R AND R!!! fuck up sia... these ppl so rich they go build one HUGE mosque with gold!!! the handles all plated with 24k gold and they REPLATE them every 3 mths!!! even the RUBBISH BIN IS PLATED WITH GOLD!!! i go in i stun.... the benches there costs US$70k per bench... made from one solid marble.. i.e. no joints... this is freaking exp lor.. even if u made from wood with no joints is exp liaoz... HECK EVEN IF GOT JOINTS AND NO SCREWS ALSO DAMN EXP!!!!!! and they used italy marble.. -.-" btw did i mention the mosque is built with the sultan's pocket money? he earns US $100 per sec lor!! ~sigh..when can i earn even US$1 per sec.... the rest of the time we went the palace.. the mussum.. water village... the whole day all meals were buffet one... so became damn fat...

11th day... SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!!

will post the fotos later if got time..

marleen bday

yesterday...

all my troubles seems so far away...

haha just joking..

kk lets see wat happened yesterdae...

1st.. i reached home at 2am in the morning... after sending tara home...
2nd.. i slept at 2.30am in the bloody morning...
3rd.. i forgot that yc and david are going to jog with me in the morning..
4th... i was woken up by that rude-looking and sounding bloody handphone...
5th.. i had to go jogging at 8am in the morning..

blar blar blar...

okay so i woke up went jogging and only managed 1/2 the standard due to unforeseen circumstances.. not bad still anyway.. i just miscalculated their strengths :/ btw... DAVID CAN DO 18 PULLUPS!!! KNN... I WILL TRAIN FOR 20 LIAOZ!! U JUST WATCH OUT U...

went to eat breakfast at northpoint...

went home..

updated blog..

bathe...

meet yc at yishun..

went orchard to aimlessly shop for presents..

never managed to got any..<== only thought of making handicraft.. maybe i will make those for Xmas gifts..

WENT TO PLAY SNOOKER!!!!

kanna trashed...

meet with the rest..

WENT TO PLAY SNOOKER!!!!

i trashed them... :D

walked around aimlessly to find dinner..

had dinner at crystal jade..

sending tara to bus-stop...

saw my cousin!!

sent tara to bus-stop..

went to yishun..

watched harry potter 4 and the stupid useless directing... <== that means the movie sucks

no one wanna drink the vodka i brought cos of commitments............<--- poor yc carried the bottle all ard

sent marleen home...

kanna labelled as a stalker -.-"""""

went home ZZzzZZzzZZzZzZZzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

woke up at 1300hrs :D..

>> <== this means forward

typing blog wearing only my one and only boxers at 6:23pm after having dinner....

girls?

haha seeing jeanne's blog i decided to post a similar post hehe

Things which i cant stand about girls:
1.smoke (absolutely NO-NO friends also will try to siam... in fact i can't stand smoke -_- maybe thats one of the reason i dun really like clubs.. but smokers still can haha as long as they smoke into my face)
2.make up till like monkey backside one (ok lar light makeup still ok.. but put blusher till whole face red?? maybe attractive at 1st glance but not the 2nd 3rd blar blar blar)
3.skimpy dressing(imagine sharing ur gf with hundred over guys on the street.... those stuff should be reserved for ur bf/husband only wat)
4.tan lines
5.more pimples than me
6.ACBC<== super disgusting... i shall not mention names :p
7.think themselves as the centre of the whole blood universe and that the whole world(involving family members) must revolve around them and the whole would stop if they died<== in short, self-centred
8.more vulgarities than me!! aiyo... u say so many i need to say more u noe
9.taller den me by visible range i.e. anything more than 0.00001 cm hehe jk maybe 5 cm lar
10. fat girls.. and dun make an effort to slim down eh its okay to be fat!! i am fat!! but at least try? i trying leh!! i slimmed 7 kg after coming back from tamworth... although net gain for this yr is 1kg :/
11.tattoos in the wrong places.. kinky if correct :D
12.girls who dun even noe how to cook a basic dish...
13.spend money like water<== pls leh next time i where find enough money to feed them!! eh i meant her..

haha the list seems quite short hor? but those are the unlucky 13... actually onli got one unforgivable nia... *shrugs* i think girls have quite an easy life rite? no wonder david that time say no matter how ugly the girl is still will got ppl like one... so for those girls who are reading my blog now dun worry!!! cfm will got ppl wan u and can get married one


hehe where the more impt list is...
1.sweet<== not to the extent of sugary...
2.can cook<== the most important!!
3.noe how to take care of ppl
4.filial<== 2nd most important!!!!!!
5.a bit of attitude<== albeit fetish
6.independent at times<== other times i take care of her mah
7.dun always say wat mcp mcp mcp mcp mcp mcp shit<== pls leh u girls wan to be taken care of and when the guy take care of u(albeit too much at times) den u complain he is a mcp... dun wan mcp rite? next time girls open doors for guys girls pay for guys girls work guys stay at home and go shopping lar????
8.natural
9.not m<== i think my friends would noe what this is :D
10.appreciate me for wat i am!!! <=== 3rd most important
11.look good in office wear<== albeit fetish again!!
12.try not to wear skimpy clothings in public<== note public
13.play with me

haha cannot think of more le tried to balance the likes and dislikes... i think i am just a big grown baby haha as long as got ppl cook for me, play with me, do things with me and care for me can le :D dun ask for much rite hehe

social night

haha went to social night last night... so stupid sia.. lets see wat we did... had our 3-bar presentation in the morning den we mill around and around den can book out le!!!! haha den i go home and slept!!! overslept :/ den had to take taxi over to tara's house to pick her up.. den went over to mandarin hotel liaoz rite... den had to do sai kang!! ARGHH stupid rite...spent quite alot of money ytd sia but ok lar once in a blue moon :p oh ya.. ytd my fave phrase is i am uncultured crazy gay man haha :p

some of the photos we took...

Me and my dateAnother photo of me and tara..

acting cute!! haha jk cute lar cute lar okay

the gay men dancing

and they dance on and on

the birthday kids?

Ben proposing to his girlfriend!!

midnight activities

siao gina sitting alone

christmas tree?

the flowers i gave her, her handbag, the door gifts- bear and flowers again -.-

before book in

hmmm was msging grace till like 5am in the morning..... i was so sney lor... type type... doze off doze off.... den bth liaoz 530 went off to bed... now just finished watching a lot like love... its abt this stupid couple who had like 4-7 dates over 7 yrs!? its like....... wtf!? and after watching the main characters... i have came to a conclusion...

1. flood the girl u like with gifts.. even stupid things like a piece of tissue(i dun noe how to spell serviettes whahaa :p self-joke) with ur parents number on it...
2. dun be a jerk.. it only helps u to get short term sluts :p
3. go to a national park in the middle of the night and take naked pictures and have sex after that...
4. have a plan.. even if its a lousy plan, have one
5. this is the most important one of all.... always try ur best... either u try ur best or dun try at all

hehe now go bathe and pack stuff... see going to meet dq they all for pool or not...

Book out

wahahaha my very last bookout in air wing!!! next week end of course le!! den its off to brunei :P weeeeeeeee i think i realli siao liaoz... i actually looking forward to eating grass there.. -.-" haha siao gina...

hmmm what did i did today...

• bought my social night shirt at queensway
• wasted 2 hours of eric and yc's life <=== p.s. ya that faggot tat always late is yours sincerely :D
• wasted tara's time
• ate IKEA hotdog!!!!!
• tried to shop for marleen's bday gift lolx!! bth in the end never buy anything
• watch Just Like Heaven
• went to 7-11 to buy margatina <== dunno spell correct or not... 5% alc nia.. understand what they feel like high... i drink nia i start doing stupid things... -_-" worse thing is that i feel i should do the stupid thing... obviously i din lar u dumb arse!!!
• had a few negative feelings... e.g. feeling tat i am losing touch with my JC friends... which i think i am.. haven been in contact with ck, ws and david for like... forever!!
• blogging at 2:18am after watching miss congentiality...
• wanna choose a new blogskin and a new tagboard next...

rather stupid hor this entry... haha some of the stupid things... i actually thinking of bashing the bottle on the floor leaving the splitters all around den tml ppl think got gangfight wahahaha but all i ever did was tried blowing the tu tu tu tu tu tu tuuuuuu song... really sia... alcohol removes restrictions on guys... ladies beware!! zhiwei is not to be approached even when he onli had one drink!!! he will get drunk!! like real..

on ya... another thing is the tagged 5 items one... wa liew yc go tag me lor... den now like... should i do another one.. den later i tag back him and to and fro and to and fro and to and fro and to and fro... u get my drift.. den how ar? den wun end... den all my dirty clothings all come out liaoz how?!?!?

Just like heaven quite nice date movie.. those going with a date can consider going to watch... but 3 guys watching together is.... gay man..... i should go get a girlfriend or something.... or else i just going to rot at home everyday sia...

OFF TO FINDING A BUG'S SKIN!!

nothing better to do..

Been assigned by Weili to sweep the bugs off my blog :p

Rules: Post 5 Weird and Random Facts about yourself, then at the end list the names of 5 people who are next in line to do this.

#1: I LOVE OUTFIELD!!! <=== freako

#2: I rather eat bread for meals!! <=== freako

#3: I don't really enjoy flying cos its damn boring <=== but i still signed on as pilot... freako

#4: I can creak most of my joints including the little fingers, the toes, my whole spinal cord, my neck, elbows, knees, ankles, shoulders blar blar blar :D <=== freako!!!!

#5: I only about 1 gb of **** now in my collection <=== freako.. considering my friends have over 10+ gb at least

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The next lucky 5 on the list to do the quiz!!

#1: Tara
#2: Marleen
#3: Edwin
#4: You Rong
#5: Shi Lin

updates of a bug's life

haha really become infested with bugs le.. ok lar.. dun post anything abt ocs.. or else will become very dry and boring.. lets see wat else can i post............

today is tues day.. i doing my EXTRA duty.. for? not sleeping after 2230(thats the standard lights out timing for air wing in case u all dunno) and i KANNA 2!!!!! why... cos i last last sun was CWC(cadet wing comd) den i gong gong siao siao go and send the bloody CWC report to my instructor at 2330... thats like 1 hour after lights out lor... and i tot i very clever den i go and change the timing on my computer... i siao one.. forgot tat the timing tat will be tagged to the mail will be thru the mail server.. and thus... ~sigh i kanna one extra... den on the following day... many of us stayed up in the night to study for our exam which is on last last tues lar and thus ANOTHER extra.. so its TWO extras... the only good part is that i managed to scrape a 70% for the exam thus saving myself from one X confinement haha unlucky of the others though...

yesterday we went sembawang air base to visit and MOST of the ppl book out after that..another idiocrasie of mine.. i chose to stay in... !!!! stupid fuck rite... den when we went back i bought BK for dinner hehe...

on sunday nothing to do.. went ktv with weili and yc... ~sigh feel so lousy... weili sing really so much better and i can't sing for fuck!! so those who are going ktv with me be warned this is one voice that could make u lose ur appetite!!! after that me and yc loitered ard causeway point following which we bought 2 vcds and promptly went to my house to watch haha drink drank drunk not bad... the cd with me now :D who wan can borrow from me.. i noe outdated lar.. but i old-fashioned and outdated mah!! for god's sake i still have the soul of a 15-yr old!! <== or tat is wat i force myself to believe bah


onwards to more bleak issues... recently my mood and character seems to have taken a turn for the worse... so ppl becareful ar... i will be very anti-social and quick to temper recently one hor.. i think its the environment problem..~sigh should not dwell too much on that.. bleak issues are meant to oneself not to others.. this made me think abt the importance of religion and the need for outdoor sports... as many of u ppl noe i am an indoor person and thus have little/ virtually no contact with the outside world... so as a change... WHO WANNA GO SENTOSA TO BIO CHARBO!!! PLS CONTACT ME AT 9*** **** thank u :D sianz... i think i need to get started on my course project le.. or else cannot finish in time..only left 2-3 weeks to end of course and ONWARDS TO BRUNEI<== i actually looking forward to eating grass.. guess i am an army man afterall :/

OCS days

haha i am going to update one month worth of blogs at one go sia... so i am going to list them down chronologically.. or else the flies are going to get more and more le.. :P

Day 1 of OCS

Reached OCS damn early den got alot of confusion... finally after like 1-2 hrs den i found out which wing i will be going for the 2 weeks CLM... its TANGO WING!!! wahahaha reputedly the slackest wing in the whole ocs haha so happy... den we go and dump our bags in the tonners that will bring our bags to our winglines... after dumping our bags, we are led like sheeps by the seniors to the parade square for our "parade" wearing of our 1 bar!!! p.s. its white colour so it dun mean anything... only thing that it meant if that we are the smallest fu*ck in the whole ocs!!! but it also gives us protection in the sense that we cannot be confined during the 1st bookout... i went to platoon 2 section 2!! so fun ppl lor.. abit sad that in retrospect tat i will leave them in 2 weeks time... lunch time arrived... KNN have to do pull up regime!! wtf!! NO!!!! anyway lan lan suck thumb have to do... den following we had lectures and go to sleep... we have to use the mosquito nets during to the degneue breakout... ~sigh one day have passed.

Day 2 of OCS
Wake up. 5BX in sexy red mini shorts. slept in lecture. pullup regime. lunch. soak no. 4 in anti-mozzie solution. write biography of 800 words. initiation parade rehearsal. learn OCS song. Sleep.... zzzzzZZzzzZZzzZZZzz

Day 3 of OCS
woke up at 430am wtf!!??? WTH!! WE ARE GOING FOR A SWIM AT 430AM??? KNNB.. quite fun though after u did it... its a 5m confidence jump into the swimming pool... the negative G... SHIOK AR... den lectures again... sleeping time!! and i named a new syndrome... CIASS Cadets in audi sleeping syndrome. 5 mins knockout!!! instantly..

Day 4 of OCS
lagi si... wake up at 4am... went for a 5km run and tower run... KAOZ we are supposed to run up 10 floors and shouting warcries??? lectures again!!!

Day 5 of OCS
slightly better... 6am wake up.. but... IPPT!??? i think i got silver bah... running zhun zhun 1140... so slow lor.. i like tortise.. one of the last few to reach the ending... fell on my butt 2 times during SBJ ouch! had out rations

Day 6 of OCS
still counting down to bookout.. sianz rite... still got like 2 weeks more... we had circuit and interval training today... so "shiok" imagine go run 6 rounds of 1min30s and 1 min break in between den go do circuits... diamond pushups, spider pushups, dips, crunches, butterfly kicks, alternate leg thrusts... tell u i sweat thru that red mini sexy shorts sia until even my socks wet.. KAOZ!

Day 7 of OCS
slacking day... nothing much to do.. only listened to lame jokes.. things like 7-11 jokes.. go and try to remember the 24 pheontic alphabets... things like a is alpha... p is papa!! and Q is quebec stuff... damn sianz..

sianz to talk abt days pass le... only make me depressed since that i today just booked in... ARGHH... hmm lets see wat i did after tat...

sunday..went rambutan hill for orientation exercise... go up and down and up and down.. climb over fallen tree trunks... walk in the dark.. cannot even see past 10 m.. walk halfway kanna whack in the leg... quite fun lor!!! love navi sia... although damn dark cannot see anything and raining abit and have to find the checkpoints... i passed both morning and night navi so fun.. and one of the 1st few to get out oso hehe :D so nice...however.... reach back bunk.... KNNBCCB GOT AN ASSHOLE LOST HIS HANDPHONE AND MAKE THE WHOLE WING STANDBY BED!! KNN... standby in 4 mins.... and stand there 1/2hr while the instructors went thru all our stuff... pls lor... loss handphone means cannot find le lor!! stupid...

monday... learn abt chemical defense... did changing parade.. excited abt the upcoming tear gas sia...

tues... another 5 km run!! run like mad dogs... finish le still got pushups and crunches.. after cool down liaoz... we saw platoon 1.. den i tot to myself kan lucky i in platoon 2... they have to do 50 pushups nonstop lor.. and thats after running 5km faster than us.. p.s. they nearly caught up with us and they started later den us.. after the run.. we went to change and get ready for chemical defense... KNN cough like siao and i already got slight cough lor... can't breathe after that... sianz... but come out liaoz damn shiok!! went back to bunk and bathe... den got my bunk ppl having CELLGROUP ya lar those christian groups... i figured... why not... okay lor go see how it goes.. that had a REALIZATION!!! haha not tat kind of godly thing lar.. most into psychology not into religion :p the realization is that.... religion is a choice and a light for ppl. It may not be the best thing for u , but its the best thing for them.. and haha got another reason for me to go see.. see next time can hook up some christian charbo or not haha :D field pack inspection??? but kaoz nothing no check!!

wed... field camp!! so fun!! love field camp haha!! morning fall in for last breakfast in wing... den funny... no instructors??? waited and waited... knn heck lar in the end the whole wing went for breakfast without the instructors lolx :D came back... sit tonner?? wtf??? damn welfare sia.. go ard the area for area orientation.. damn fucking big sia the place.. got wat bajiao.. e shaped knoll.. elephant hill.. spectator hill..den afternoon..... area orientation!! we walked ard the place ourselves.. walked like 1-2 km from place t place... climbed... the tallest, 2nd tallest... and 2 of the tallest... knolls... KNN all our stations ALL knolls!! kaoz... .78 is the worst.. p.s. its the tallest in the region... so short hehe... its damn slippery and steep lor!! and at night.. we had night navi led by our instructors... we have to pace and check our place lor.. knn kanna cheated by the stupid map.. the road isn't on the map.. so we holanded and have to backtrack 800m and restart... den walk and sketch walk and sketch.. at the last station... fast march all the way back to our campsite and harbour... no banshas... no flat ground.. only soil and rock and roots.. ~sigh bmt so shiok lor..

thurs... woke up a few times in the night... dreamt of some ppl and some stuff... slept at 12am woke up at 5am.. brush teeth and fall in for 5bx... my platoon is saikang platoon so have to move the stores.. den we went for PLX.. haha discovered i very indian warcheif.. took over command 2 times.. so like.. 5 obstacles.. i led for 3 of them ROFL.. went for river crossing.. damn dirty water... brown brown one... i crossed 1st and secured the line for them den the rest came over... after river crossing it started to drizzle and we have to fast march back AGAIN!! whole body and boots wet... SAIKANG AGAIN!! have to bring the stores back.. always the bad parts for saikang would be for platoon 2 one.. kaoz.. at night went into our harbour.. EVERYONE noe will got turnout le.. so we din sleep.. and we just waited for the turnout.. ppl lit a few candles and burn insect repellant.. den... TURN OUT!!!!! EVERYTHING IN EVERYTHING OUT!! RUN TO THE SHED AND TOUCH IT AND RUN BACK!!! CHECK UR COMPASS WHERES UR MAP EVERYTHING IN!!! RUN TO TRAINING SHED AND TAKE A STRETCHER!!! CASEVAC!!!!! ARGHHHHHH casevac for 1-2 km den reached wing.. den... ARE U GUYS GOOD!!?? CAN GO FOR ANOTHER ROUND?? OCS VALUES HONESTY!! GOOD ANOTHER MAN DOWN!!! LETS GO FOR 2ND ROUND... ALL IN ALL WE CASEVAC FOR 5KM!!! kaoz.. 5 man in a platoon down... 6 to casevac 1 man... total 35 ppl down... 5 guys to carry the 5 man field pack.. only left 3 per platoon to rotate the 6 ppl... and some ppl chao keng!!! FALL OUT!! KNN!!!! ~sigh... at last finished.. so shiok :D

friday.. lots of lectures...

saturday... damn sianz.. SOC!! last time liaoz... did the whole tings 2-3 times... run here and run there... den finish liaoz still got CTP 2... and 1.2km run as cool down... WTF!! ~sigh...

sunday... morning team dynamics.. quite fun... got tings like human pyramid human ladder spider web entanglement.. and fall backwards from 2 metres abv grd.. den got parents visiting... my buddy brought 20 ppl lor!! knn if i noe can bring so many i can bring everyone liaoz haha den i more than him.. btw.. did i mention he has the exact same surname as me? DU!! not toh as in zhou but DU a mu and a tu!! how rare sia...

come monday... last day in tango wing... go for initiation parade.. become 2 bar le!!! den went to air wing... damn dissapointed with the place... damn dirty full of mud in the toilets and whole place damn dirty... whole day no pt.. feeling fat le...

sianz... blog so long le.. hands tired liaoz.. dun want to blog le.. at least now ppl cannot say i feed flies right :D see when i got time den i blog abt the days in air wing.. nothing much though :D

ocs day..

waa kaozzzzzzz i now still haven sleep!!!! started packing my bags for ocs only at the 1st hour... okay.. i meant 1am lar.. den onli finished at 2am... repack twice lor.. actually wanted to dump field pack inside oso.. den tml onli need to drag one duffel bag... but the god damned duffel bag REFUSES to let me pack everything in... 1st time was left the 2 towels and the field pack... 2nd time even worse.. left the 3 no. 4... sianz rite!! damn shitty lor... in the end i took the field pack and stuff the towels, the no. 4 all the socks and underwear, the mess tin, the toiletries inside... den became the duffel bag alot of space.. -.-"""" so stupid sia... ~sigh.. anyway.. this was be my last post until oct 8th... i am to confined till then... AND THATS ASSUMING i never kanna more confinement and extras lor... ~sigh OCS HERE I COME!!!!!!!! shld i be happy? :D

p.s. its long john little... not long john silver... eh... long john little got sexual meaning sia... now den i noe... haha paradoxical meaning

days before ocs

here i am blogging when i SHOULD BE PACKING FOR OCS!!! ~sigh... less than 9 hours later i will be going to boon lay for OCS le!!! where i will be confined till october 8th.. THATS assuming i dun kanna confined or kanna extras -.-" so weird leh... going back to a real camp under instructors that will pump u... its like... i haven been going to chiong sua for the past 6 mths lor... ~sigh...

anyway... to tara: i SERIOUSLY doubt that i spread the flu virus to u and david lor... if u all tio is flu, flu has an incubation period of 10 days... which means i meet tara on tues, she can only theoritcally kanna on next fri!! even worse for david lar...

kk..
*dress up as a teacher*
me: CLASS LETS GO THRU WAT WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS!!
me: ychuan student, please tell me what u danqing weili and me did on friday night
ychuan: YES SIR!
ychuan: we went to causeway point, did practically nothing!!!
me: my dear student... that is hardly an answer... why don't weili give a try?
weili: YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!
weili: we went to causeway point, did practically nothing except for shopping, play pool and ate long john!! and u sir invented a new shop called "long john silver" while on the phone with ur mom, and we had supper!!!
me: pretty good with more details... would danqing u wanna add on to anything?
danqing: YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
danqing: ychuan spent the time buying tissue paper sir!!! and for supper, we had hokkien mee,char kway teow, oyster omellete, cai tao kway!!! and u sir ate most of it!!!
me: good, VERY good... u forgotten abt ychuan wanna storm marleen's house... very well, class dismissed!!!
p.s. got one girl like wanna get fresh with ychuan... will post the pics i took with my camera phone when i book out!!

hmm thats for friday night... saturday we did nothing!!! or actually danqing and ychuan did something i spent the time at home sleeping lolx!! later in the evening we played mahjong!! and its the 1st time i gotten under 10 dollars lolx!! all's eight bamboos' fault :P actually not her fault but she never bless me with the correct tiles sia... ~Sigh :p

for sunday... actually wanna meet weili for jog.. but it rained!!! and thus i slept till 1pm AGAIN :p went to causeway with my mom... bought a new telephone for my digivoice!!! free unlimited outgoing!! or did i said that before... den we bought moon cakes and i went shopping!!! bought a white long sleeved shirt,black socks and the boxer tat i am wearing now :D never wear before hahaha feel so..... vunerable? insecure? lolx but quite nice rofl!!

as for now... finish blogging le.. haven pack finish... and haven finish my book... ~sigh... the time limit... *zi zuo nei*

negative: dunno how many.. only noe not alot positive: dunno how many.. only noe quite a few today...<=== david shoot me... say how i noe how many thoughts i have and yc oso shoot me say always in the gray den dun wan to say out wat is the thoughts... but.. heck lar i am a simple man with simple needs and with simple thoughts hehe!! besides the thoughts are mine and mine alone lor!!!! i shall choose not to reveal them WAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p eh continue blogging :p

~sigh sianz... this whole week onli monday got go jogging and gym... the rest of the week was spent doing sai kang at Air force museum<=== got this museum meh!? eh... got... its beside air force school... the whole of rsaf officer cadet trainees... they are graduating... i.e. commisioning parade!!! so jealous sia... they got the sword... ARGHHHH!!!! I WAN THE FUCKING SWORD!!!! so glorious.... honour.... ~sigh must wait long long sia... *shrugs* also bo bian rite...

yesterday went to yishun GV to watch brothers grimm with david, yong chuan and wei yu... shared some of the things that happened to me over the past few months with david... eh... met them at 730... den went burger king to eat dinner... and went northpoint see got anything to shop or not... <== can u believe we saw 2 girls and most prob their mom 4 times within the hour!? 1st time at np.. den went to burger king to eat.. den go back np saw them at cold storage AGAIN!!! its like... i think they think we stalking them lor... although they abit cute lar... but... ~sigh nvm.. anyway... we bought mug 1.5l... abit too big to smuggle!! lolx den tio confiscated!!! the movie still ok lar... saw references to... red riding hood, hansel and gartel, raphazal,snow white and its like.. so weird lor!! but still ok... nice ending.. after the movie, weiyu took a cab home(its like 2300++++++++) den the three of us went to eat rojak and talk cok!! blar blar blar details of the conversations will not be shared here... only that i made a conclusion... my body language skills still not good enough... must practice more and more and more and more and more and more..... blar blar bleahhh

back to today... after the saikang at AFM den i took a cab with 2 others to beach road<== army market... i going ocs next monday remember? bought some army equipment... den went home le!! btw.. did i mention my officer let us go at 3pm? means i reach home WAY before 6pm.. -.-" not much point... cos actually tot got mahjong.. den in the end not enough players... cos david claims that he is SICK!!!?!?!?!?! sick still can play DOTA lar... its like... -.-"""""" and he claims i SPREAD TO HIM DE!!! eh... he sneezing and body ache and i coughing nia let... <== no link rite?! thats my clinqe for u :D

anyway.. finally got my digivoice working... now i got free unlimited outing and incoming on my phone line!!! soon... u might know my new house phone number but before that... i dun plan on giving it to anyway lor... no point rite? eh... the dulan part is tat it actually no dial tone... den i called the customer service... can u believe tat it took 4mins++ to reach wat i wanted?!?! and of the 10 mins call... got more than 5 mins is spent on holding....!!!! anyway the problem was because the fucking modem(yes... digivoice is use modem one!! its voice over internet protocol... use INTERNET de...) got 2 telephone jack... and u can ONLY use the 2nd one... and if anyone of u have guess yes the stupid goon went and use the 1st one... i mean its like logical rite!?!?!?! and i am a very sane and logical person... although i am sometimes insane and illogical... eh.. i being abit paradoxical rite... chim rite the words!~! lolx... shall not blog anymore cos there is a person standing over my shoulder saying that i should not mention his name here....!!!! he just said kanasai CCB leh... hmmm if u guys got 1/2 a brain u should noe who it is le... now going to change and go meet weili WITH yc at causeway point

wed

negative thoughts: 2 positive thoughts: 2 <== :D weight loss: ZERO ZLINCH NEGATIVE NOTHING AT ALL!!! haha going to join ocs next monday... let them train me... i will spend this remaining week in bliss... :D buffet anyone?

sianz.. got one of my group mate will not be joining us for ocs until next batch :/ .. for reasons i would not say not..

hehe yesterday went watch the longest yard with yong chuan and tara!! quite a nice movie!! giving it a 8/10 <=== rare leh!! :D

the plot - 7/10
graphics - 7/10
action - 8/10
girls?(or shld it be guys???) - 9/10 <=== DAMN SEXY ROFL jkjkjk!!!!!!!! i am totally straight!
audience - 9/10 <== never laugh at the wrong moments and the remaining one point was cos there is a fucking idiot who keep coughing!! wtf rite!! ccb... oh btw.. did i mention i have a bad cough?

hehe yesterday went off at 4!! den RUSHED home.. i ran home and bathe and ran out... imagine... i reached admiralty mrt at 510pm.. and went home, bathed, gel my hair, brush my teeth, flossed my teeth, put DO, wear my clothes AND reached admiralty mrt at 530pm!!!!! normally i take 5 mins to walk home and 15 mins to bathe(excluding brushing/flossing teeth)<=== so fast rite!!! anyway.. meet tara at citylink den had a ice-cream waffle at gelare each.. quite nice actually.. den met up with yong chuan and rushed to eng wah cinema to watch movie le!! after tat, went to macdonald's to talk cock and we talked VERY long.. -.- haha and some topics that yc dun even have a clue abt.. but to give it to him... he is tired lar!!!

today just read 2 more chapters of one piece..!!! getting high going to another part of the comic le... forgot its called axis or something.. think shld be the justice ARC bah... damn nice!! luffy bashes thru 500 over soldiers!! blar blar blar lolx no one reads it anyway.. haha anyway... saw a peom on a friend's blog today!! den i guai lan oso go post a peom lar?

Needs
You don't need fancy jewelry
To make me fall for you.
You don't need a lot of makeup,
To cause me to pursue.
You don't need clothes from Gucci
To make me like you more.
You do not need to put on airs
To make my passions soar.
All you need is honesty,
And a smiling face;
Sincerity and loyalty,
And a warm embrace.

by Ara John Movsesian

lolx hers is all negative and gives one the feeling of breaking up while mine is all positive and is one of union wahahahaha :D so li hai rite btw the peom is foundhttp://electpress.com/loveandromance/page6.htm <=== copyrighted hor!! declare not mine 1st :D

fri sat sun mon

waa..... like damn long never blog liaoz wahahhaha 4 days... fssm haha
total:
negative thoughts... est. 10-12
positive thoughs...... est. 6-7
jogged....................... fri and sat never run!!! sun nearly 7km mon 4km so far.. later going jogging with weili...

lolx! fucking fat liaoz... but... who cares rite!! not like there will be anyone commenting... "yoz zhiwei, ni suo le man hao kan de neh! ya jia you wor!".. oso dunno y try so hard to slim down... think maybe mainly cos government "demands" me to get bmi below 23 bah... hmm weight/(1.7)^2 = 23 means my ideal weight is below 66kg... and i am like... 11kgs away.. CAN U IMAGINE ME LOSING 11 KGS!!!! ~sigh... become a bag of bones nia... anyway... there is another reason bah i think... something to do with confidence level one... as most of u guys think u know.. i am a confident person.. but at times i will wonder whether it is a true image, a projection or a facade<== chim word k!! i wanna raise my confidence level to newer heights... den maybe i will be able to better cope with my personal life... ~sigh sianz

anyway... back to fssm...<=== trying to remember what happened each day......... gimme a sec...

one thousand.......

times up!!

on friday... during the day... nothing much.. dun like to bore ppl with the monotonous life of a stupid pilot trainee doing nothing!! at night... played mahjong!!! fuck up sia... tot no more headache power SHLD INCREASE by leaps and bounds.. but ~sigh onli increased by a little bit... den my hard-earned credits kanna yc's....... nvm... dun say so much le... i oso dun remember :D <== believe me!! i selective ammesia one!! *ya right... when i can even recount exact events in primary school??* *roll eyes and pretending to be dead* anyway... what i CAN remember is that i spent most of the time counting down to my pay hour!! <== something that made me feel abit sad...cos no shopping later.................................to put things short for friday... played mahjong till 11+ or 12+ can't remember den sent them home...

on saturday... was thinking to myself... SHOPPING TIME!!! WOOHOO!!!! and guess what happened...

• went to teach my cousin chemistry... can u believe that he is sec4 express taking combine sci and going to take O levels in the next few mths(nov. to be exact) and HE CANNOT TELL ME THE VALANCY OF SILVER, MAGNESIUM AND ALUMINIUM!!!??<== wth rite... that sec sch sucks lor... wan one of my favorite cousin to fail chem izzit... knn..
• saw a tee from hang ten quite nice... but no time to see in detail<== imm seems to have quite a few things to see...
• went to join weili danqing and yc to play pool... total games played...4 won:3 lost:1 <== damn lousy onli win yc 3 balls... last time can win 4 or 5 balls one.. ~sigh ~sigh ~sigh but the good thing is my draw balls are getting better... MUCH better... :D
• went far east to "shop" saw a lot of stuff... or rather.. the lack of stuffs... onli saw like... ONE? or TWO? shirt tat i am interested in... please lor i was thinking to myself...

zhiwei: "why so little shirts to see ar jasper..."

jasper: "i oso dunno leh.. tot far east should have alot of clothes one???"

zhiwei: "ya lor i oso thought so... apparantly onli got charbo clothes lar"

jasper: "how abt tat shirt tat u saw? quite nice rite?"

zhiwei: "pls leh... nice is nice... but you rong got both the shirts le.. and wun it be very weird if i wear that shirt and he wear the same shirt!??!?!?!"

jasper: "ya lor... if liddat buy wun wear liaoz... how ar.."

zhiwei: "dunno lar... onli noe my back aching now... dun shop liaoz... weili say wanna drink coffee bean rite... lets go lar.."<=== back ache is persistant problem... will be better if i exercise often and i dun sleep too much

• anyway... point is.. no clothes bought and we went coffee bean to DRINK COFFEE!!! but the ULTIMATE quite nice lar!! i think those small small black black things is dark chocolate...
• met up with eric... and had dinner at S11(cuppage) the noodles i queue DAMN long... but surprisingly the noodles is not bad... the kuo gan(mouth feeling) is very unique!! haha u all shld try..
• went play LAN with eric yc dan and weili... damn sad thing happened.... we are the onli bunch playing CS!!! all upgraded to dota... <== we old-fashioned le... lolx but still... we had a great time... sneaking up to yc and knifing him... <=== not tat we always succeed... that bugger dunno y suddenly headshot us alot.. :/ maybe i losing touch oso...<== i never had a good touch anyway wahahaha!!
• went home after that cos sun morning got AHM!!!!!!<== 6km oso i not bian tai one
• lol but i slept at 2am den go wake up at 530am to go for the jog....lolx

on sunday.... met up with yc and danqing... had 7-11 breakfast...<== we had to wait for 7-11 to open.. how rare is that lor... and 7-11 is suppose to be 24hr rite -_-" actually thought that the sandwiches are really not bad!! maybe next time lazy den go eat 7-11 lolx went jogging... wa kaoz... its like so many ppl lor... 6km nia.. hengz!! i jogged till 3.5km liddat den yc start to stop le...<== i VERY low willpower one<== believe or not really lor!! so i started to walk with him lolz!! but at very point we got jogged lor.. so we ended up doing a walk-a-jog lolz the timing still considered okay bah... 50 mins for 6.9km<== onli found out its nearly 7km after we got the cert... met up with danqing.. after alot of confusion.. den we walked to PS to have our brunch... had kfc..oh ya btw.. did i mention my cough/sore throat getting very bad?? ~sigh.. took a stupid foto of danqing... will upload if i have time.. den we went home.. meeting at 1.30pm cos my mom wanna go starhub do something... so we went home.... i tried to send that danqing foto into my pocket pc<== ya free one den... WTF!!! THE POCKET PC HANG ON ME!!! i panicked i HARD RESET POCKET PC!!! and the pocket pc HARD REBOOT ME!!! ARGHHHH MY PENCIL BOX<== p.s. its a drawing application that i uploaded inside.. MY PERSONAL DAIRY ABT A girl(lolx typed in the middle of the night or rather at 1am on sun?) ALL GONE!!! i was like WTF!!! but i bo bian... going to meet dq and yc... so... danqing yc and my mom went to orchard AGAIN!!! went to subscribe to digital voice... the girl serving us quite cute :D keep smiling at me!! i tot interested in me... but i started to read the body language... the reception counter guy interested in HER!! and my mom is ard... and its a public place... so i... HUM JI lolx never tried to flirt with her... :p anyway... gotten digivoice..<== free unlimited outing and incoming for local numbers :D den my mom went home... and we had dinner... talk some cok.. and went my house to play mahjong... SIANZ AGAIN!!!??? but bo bian... they like addicted and i going to go OCS soon so got chance play more i nevermind :D

on monday... finally get to more recently stuff rite!? never did much anyway... only found out that raymond from nyjc 25th sc is going tamworth for agc tml!!! its like... they already here for 2 weeks and the day before departure den i noe rite!? haha blame me lar no SA(situational awareness)... read some blogs today... and a blur confused naggy and poa poa ma ma sotong curse me to die lor.. :/ haha but nevermind lor... let her curse... anyway... talking abt girls... today saw a girl on the mrt... the dressing so nice.. I LOVE OFFICE WEAR GIRLS LOR... <== fetish!!! rofl i am such a sick person... wanted to draw out the clothes she wore.. but too hard... so i shall just describe.. starting from head down..<== bian tai one.. damn observent when it comes to fetish!!

• hair done in a nice bun with a couple of fringes covering side of the head
• hair highlighted with streaks of blonde
• not wearing specs
• oval face<== its the baby fats-looking face and yet quite slim body frame(maybe cos she wearing black throughout..) that makes her special
• black office wear(female suit with skirt)
• white silk collar and white silk "collar" for wrists(long sleeved)
• with a ring on the left ring finger(suspected married)
• holding to a white leather bag(roughly 25cm by 10 cm by 8cm)
• oso holding to something else with the bag... but forgot wat...
• using a red flip phone on the right hand
• skin coloured stockings
• high heels roughly 2 inches
• heels with dunno plastic or wat studded across them

damn lucky husband dun u think.. so sweet-looking girl...lolx

yet another day in afs

negative thoughts: 4 positive thoughts: 2 <== sucky eh... exercised: 3.5km jog abt 2 km walk and 1km+ of swimming feeling of snagness: extremely high

wa sianz today so many negative thoughts... thought of writing a short story sia... topic abt forbidden fruit's taste... if got more time in the next few days den go write hehe..

kaoz looking forward to saturday sia... PAY DAY!!!! den can go shopping... i think theres a pair of sneakers(only $29.90!!! waaa very cheapo rite lolx) at the bata shop below my block thats quite nice... maybe that will be part of my spree on sat :D hmm must budget oso.. cannot spend too much... maybe $150 is reasonable...

on sunday got ahm sia... dunno can jog the full 6km w/o stopping or not.. lets hope the past few days of jogging have helped abit bah.. saturday cannot exercise must rest the body...

waa sianz... i got subscribe to this newsletter abt tips one... den the tip of the day is... write a full description of wat u think u future wife will be... her flaws, her strengths and what she will be looking in a guy<== and u are supposed to fufill her critrea and work on urself.. going to the gym, buying more fashionable clothes, buying colonge, blar blar blar den i went yc blog.... his camp ppl oso ask him wat he looking for in a gf... so maybe this is a hint from the stupid idiot that sitting in the heavens that i am to write the profile tat i mention in the previous entry... WTF RITE!!! SO ZHUN!!! ~sigh ok anyway i will write it in camp tml.. since i got so much time :D <== p.s. did i mention i slept in camp till lunch today?

how come no one wanna guess wat the top two lines adapted from one ar...<=== big enough or not??

clip and profile

negative thoughts: 2 positive thoughts: 3 <==not bad rite lolx exercised: 0km <== shit going to get so fat sia... ate.. 1 chocolate long long bread for breadfast, 1 chicken topped bread for teabreak, 1 chocolate sponge bread, 1 egg tart,3 otah,2 oranges and 2 mouthful of hokkien mee for lunch

lolx wat the hell sia... how come i go eat so many bread.. going to fat to death liaoz.. but then again... how could i resist bread!!!! shit... remember last time going home from sec sch ALWAYS go buy bread one... :/ i think hor the bread makes me very fat.. but i love bread wahahahaha if next time wife can make bread hor.... waaaaaaa den morning eat bread lunch eat bread dinner eat bread blissful sia... haha

today i wake up at 720... sore throat and slight cought... den since abit sick and going to be late so i might as well take mc rite!! so i took mc and slept... until 12+ den wake up so shiok sia.. went to see the doc and he gave me cough mixture.. anti-flamm tablets and lozenges.. so ex sia see doc... one time $22 wash down the drain liaoz.. *sob sob stare at the money*

anyway since i am at home might as well go surf the net till shiok shiok rite... so i went this blog and found alot of clips... damn cute and funny ones... http://www.arthurdepins.com/gerafilm.htm <=== very nice clip should go watch talks abt a guy wake up become girl... den on his/her marriage day... erm hmm shall not continue let u all watch urself

den hor i realise tat i wanna make profile.. so later if i got time i go make... stupid stupid profile like wat kind of person am i and stupid profiles of wat i hope my gf/laopo shld be like whahaha :p

the future of this pathetic blog?

negative thoughts: 4 positive thoughts: 1

exercised: 5km of jogging 2.5 on track and 2.5 on trackmill... burned nearly 700 kcal... (damn sianz... still so fat).. went swimming to tan up den kanna chased by the pti cos pool closed wor.. -.- onli tan for 1/2 to 1 hr onli...

weight before gym: 78.0 <=== WTF!?? weight after gym : 77.8 <=== CCB LAR!!! how come onli lost 0.2 kg!?!?!?!?! saw.. beatric and zachary..<=== hmmm why recently like see alot of old friends ar?

also today at morning brief hor... things abt this stupid blog surfaced to my mind.. and i wonder.... how shld the future of this site be... should it be....

Today, I passed by this fabulous shop selling those small and absolutely delightful toys. They made me think of the wonderful morning i spent with you the other day. They dragged up memories of the breakfast that we shared, the small talk that we made and that wonderful smell of your hair. However, the prices are absolutely outrageous and I could certainly not afford these luxurys with my current pay. So I shall ponder over other ways to let you know how much I had enjoyed that morning with you.

OR

Today hor i passed by this stupid shop leh... they selling worthless and stupid toys... made me think of that morning i spent with u leh.. stupid breakfast that was so nice but weird<== very mao dun hor!? and that talk that lasted so fu*king long AND that smell of ur hair... *shudders* thinking of buying a stupid doll and send to you and tell u fu*k off but then too expensive and u not worth the money wahahahahahaha *evil grin*

can see the difference? lolx just a fiction ar.. there is no shop and there is no one that i dislike.. hmmm the more i say about this the more guilty i sound rite!! lolx fuck care lar let u all hu xi ran xiang!!!!!

but if anything of that sort happened ar i would wish for the 1st one lar!!! lolx 1st one seems so much more positive rite!!! :D lolx i think i can go be a writer liaoz sia wahahaha hmm what u all think i should use ar... the 1st one i think more refined and cultured AND also more positive... the 2nd one is PLAIN blunt and vulgar lor... hmmm what shld i be....

also today dunno why suddenly thought of caiwen and the relevance to a certain someone... ~sigh... <=== negative thought...

wishlist??

hmm i wan a....

• striped shirt(long or short nevermind)
• polo shirtsSSSssSSSs with the collar and shirt different colour
• board shorts with designs
• a nice nice de beads choker + bracelet set
• a nice pendant
• a new pair of shoes... wanna try wearing sneakers le :D siao one rite

haha lazy to go post the fotos just now spent quite some time on the net searching... in the end onli found one good site... http://www.urbanoutfitters.com <== not bad but i wun buy from overseas one lor

negative thoughts: 6 positive thoughts: 1 jogged: 4.5 km weight before gym: 78.2kg weight after gym: 77.2kg(hmmm must cut down on the food and increase the exercise liaoz sia... still far from 65 ARGHH)
mood: sad and sianz

waaa.... like other ppl bo liaoz nothing to do sia.. lets see... what things i wanna do before i go in ocs...

in no order of merit:

1) watch the longest yard
2) watch one more chance
3) watch herbie fully loaded
4) watch perfect catch
5) watch drink drank drunk
6) think positive >>> negative thoughts a lot hor
7) lose weight to at least 75kg.. shld be ok lar hor... 3 kgs in 2 weeks... hmmm maybe not lolx
8) finish reading all those library books sitting on my table
9) think more about the content of this stupid blog
10) go shopping for new clothes!!!

waa... this sat going shopping le!!! jialat... now almost like everytime pay out go shopping for clothes... any girls interested in giving me a makeover can look for me a few days after 10th every mth!! i most probably would be very willing to go shopping with u :D hmmm maybe later go find some pictures of the clothes i wanna get and post here....

the movies hor ANYONE AT ALL INTERESTED PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME i am available from 6pm onwards everyday and weekends most prob free oso!!!

the negative thoughts... dunno wat to say oso... just tat i noe tat eventually will go away de..

hmmm i think i go surf for the pictures :D

finally

thoughts of feeling like killing someone/something: 3 negative thoughts: 2 positive thoughts:0 finished task: 1!!!!!!!! jogged: 0 km
mood: guilty + fat <=== disgusting flavour

hmm finally finished the stupid blog layout and stuff... to weili: ya stupid i know but REALLY damn lazy to go write my own html lor!!! credits to yc and marleen for helping me choose the template lolx but actually din gave him much choices... to DANQING lolx for letting me rip his site <== rec the song? its the link from ur webby haha... to nelson for ripping his script... <=== seems to be getting worse rite my ripping skills... actually took me 1 hr to rip everything... *blames fucking geocities*

why?? cos starting i wanna put tonghua... den i go put lyrics and uploaded the song le... den DUNNO WHY CANNOT PLAY fucking idiotic rite... den i think hmmm mp3 maybe cannot den i go find wma and upload... STILL CANNOT!!!! den i think maybe i rip wrong script... den i go change 3 different scripts lor... knn.. den nevermind... eventually chosen danqing's one... thanks again :D den later.... preview eh knn why no background... FUCKSHIT!!! i thought got problem... went thru the whole html... den hmmm nothing wrong leh... den i remember... bandwidth overload... CBB RITE!!! a 60kb background pic OVERLOAD GEOCITIES??? den i dulan go change to photobucket... stupid fucking shit rite... ARGHHH den realise i deleted the background pic in my comp.. and have to go back to the templates to d/l... den go put tagboard and edit tagboard....

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my blog zhong yu ke yi jian ren le!!! ~sigh and this is like 1.30am le... stupid... p.s. if anyone can tell me what was the 1st 2 lines modelled after i treat drink! :D

1st post

*takes a stamp and glue it to the top of the envelope*

this is my 1ST POST!!! thank you

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